Height
5'4"
Sign
Virgo
Other Aliases
Sophie Soapbox
Distinguishing Characteristics
a Dainty Derriere, Bedroom Eyes Painted Red with Fury, Charming Persona, & Long Lanky Legs
Likes
Bruises, Scars, & Stretchmarks, The Smell of Leather & The Texture of Lace, Black Cats, Scarves & Mittens, Hot Tubs, Karaoke, Female Empowerment, Caffeine, Sweet Tarts, Jedi Mind Tricks, & Flying by my Opponents Like the Speed of Light (186K m/s)!
Dislikes
Those Who Think I’m Too Small for Derby, Inequality, Poor Grammar, Hubris, Politics, Bad Drivers, Cheating to Win, & Track Rash from Grandma
Injuries Sustained
Multiple Hematomas, Bruising my Coccyx, Cuts & Scrapes all over (one that required stitches), Sprained Knee from Chicle’s Booty, & a Bruised Heart
Best Derby Moment(s)
Being a Hired Gun & having the opportunity to skate with different teams, Knocking down women twice my size, Feeling the love from the crowd & fans, & Being drafted onto Las Putas del Fuego (mi corazón)
Derby Wife (por Vida)
Adios Mija