Height
5' Nothin’
Birth Date
August 18th
Likes
Taking whips, pushcarts, cheese, house parties, and profanity.
Dislikes
Intimidation tactics, poor grammar, people who make fun of me for my height, and goldfish crackers
Distinguishing Characteristics
Panicky backseat driver, caustic wit, and I never need a time machine because I’m always on time.
Hidden Talents
Getting out of tickets without crying at the officer, the ability to get drunk faster than a legal midget, and juggling.