Height
5'9"
Birthday
November 22nd
Distinguishing Characteristics
Beautiful & Brutal
Likes
Spankings, Booze and Bands
Dislikes
Needy People and Scandalous Hoes
Injuries Sustained
Concussion, Whiplash, Torn Pcl, Torn Acl, Ass Ripped Open by a Screw from the Track, Fracture Finger, Fractured Wrist and More Bruises and Bumps than You Could Ever Count.
Bio
The saga of Sissy Spankit...
Born and raised in the idyllic Central Texas farm and ranch lands west of Houston, young Sissy realized at an early age that, while a part of her would always remain a country girl, she was not meant to live among the two-stepping shit-kickers and hayhaulers of Hempstead. Instead she was drawn to the dark haunts and Goth clubs of Houston, where she honed what was already a sassy attitude into pure, razor-sharp meanness. Following an unfortunate altercation at Numbers that left a scandalous ho missing two fingers and half a head of hair, Sissy left Houston one step ahead of the law and headed for a place that better suited her black heart and blacker wardrobe….Austin.
Born and raised in the idyllic Central Texas farm and ranch lands west of Houston, young Sissy realized at an early age that, while a part of her would always remain a country girl, she was not meant to live among the two-stepping shit-kickers and hayhaulers of Hempstead. Instead she was drawn to the dark haunts and Goth clubs of Houston, where she honed what was already a sassy attitude into pure, razor-sharp meanness. Following an unfortunate altercation at Numbers that left a scandalous ho missing two fingers and half a head of hair, Sissy left Houston one step ahead of the law and headed for a place that better suited her black heart and blacker wardrobe….Austin.
There, inside the shadowy bar doorways along Red River, she found her home. Shortly thereafter she met the illustrious Cheapskate, and her life was forever changed the day Cheapskate presented her with a flyer looking for women interested in joining a banked track roller derby league. What better way for her to legally channel all that dark energy could there be? The rest as they say (who the hell are “they,” anyway…?) is history. These days, Sissy channels her aggression while staying in touch with her country roots, serving up spankings in the service of the Rhinestone Cowgirls. If you’re lucky, she’ll get it all out of her system BEFORE you see her at the afterparty….