ninja stealth and speed
benevolent warrior
jammer destroyer!
 
Number
5-7-5
 
Distinguishing Characteristics
quick feet & laser eyes
 
Injuries Sustained
2 knee injuries, pinched nerve, pulled shoulder out of socket, perma-track-rash aka fishnet/masonite burn.
 
Awards
Most Improved 2008 & 2009, Best Penalty 2008 (a pillowfight during which Helle’s Belles pulled my shoulder out of socket)
 
Favorite Derby Moment(s)
Scoring the most points ever (in a single jam) in the history of TXRD. Winning the 2009 Calvello Cup Championship with my best friends and teammates, the Hellcats!
 
Outside Interests
(pre)meditation, Japanese sword making, Aikido martial arts
 
Hidden Talent
capturing flies with chopsticks, Bruce Lee-like nunchuck fighting skills
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