Red Coats

  • Wesley Page

     

    Height: 

    Without mic - 5'9"   with mic - 10'2"
     
    Distinguishing Characteristics:
    Tattooed microphone on left arm
     
    Likes:
    Cocochina, Elvis, cigars, the Houston Texans, and Cocochina's long legs.
     
    Dislikes:
    Fair weather fans, "the man", kids with Teddy Grahams in their lunchboxes, and Jamaican disco.
     
    Personal Body Guard:
    The tall, lovely, talented, tough as nails, Cocochina
     
    Derby Wife:
    Bloody Picka
     
    Ex Derby Wives:
    Greta Ground & Pound, Kat Von Speed
     
    Famous Quote:
    "Dixie Sanchez on the track is like Lindsey Lohan in a jewelry store, she just takes what she wants..."
     
    Favorite Derby Moment:
    Being the last man standing at the "TXRD Commentator Tryouts" to become the best commentator sports has ever seen.

  • Wundamike

    COMING SOON